Tuesday 12 January 2016

$300m Abacha Loot: 10 Funny Reasons Nigeria Should Be Thankful To Abacha

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Geoffrey Onyeama while speaking at the inaugural ceremony of the 22nd regular course of Foreign Service Academy in Abuja yesterday January 11th revealed that the Federal government is in talks with the Swiss government for the release of another $300 million Abacha loot stashed in some Swiss banks. Mp3bullet brings you 13 hilarious questions Nigerians are asking…

– Nigeria is going through a very difficult financial situation at the moment and the Federal government needs a lot of money to pump into its plans to bring to realization the better Nigeria it promise. It is therefore safe to say Abacha had Nigeria in mind while he was looting and stashing away money in foreign accounts?

– Now that there’s virtually an empty national treasury as alleged by Buhari when he came into power, it is safe to say Abacha opened a savings account for Nigeria against rainy days via his loots.

– With this revelation, is it safe to say that Nigeria just got an alert of $300m.

– Though Abacha is long dead, Nigeria is still feeling his impact. Its another question if the impact is negative or positive?

– Abacha being a legendary looter has been a benefactor to many Nigerian administration since they have benefited a thing or two from his legendary loot.

– Abacha sure has foresight!!! His loot has earned him the accolade given the way they’ve helped Nigeria in trying times.

– Abacha is the only Nigerian leader who saw tomorrow!!!

– The way Abacha’s loots have helped Nigeria, it is save to say he is a National hero!!!

– Abacha is the only patriotic Nigerian who has bailed out his country in trying times.

– With the way Abacha’s loot has helped Nigeria, a consideration can be given to handing him a posthumous award for all his achievements.

The question now is, how much did Abacha really loot???

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